The Patriot Micro Chip

THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.

The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will allow the one implanted, to speak to God. 

It comes in various sizes:

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The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician.

The implant may or may not be painless.

Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection and exit site.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best regards, OOH RAH!

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Posted on November 12, 2009, in Funny and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. I wouldn’t mind being the implanter to those terrorists. I’ve just gotten too old to participate.

    I wouldn’t mind it either. 😀 Give them all a much better theology, instantly.

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