Don’t squat with your spurs on.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
If you’re riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
With especial love for my friend, Steve, a real cowboy at heart. 🙂