Cowboy Wisdom


Don’t squat with your spurs on.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

If you’re riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.

If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.


With especial love for my friend, Steve, a real cowboy at heart.  🙂

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