They sent my Census form back! AGAIN!!!
In response to the question: “Do you have any dependents?”
I replied – “12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployable people, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 more in the U.S. House and Senate.”
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
Thanks to iOwnTheWorld.com » Blog Archive
‘Looking for Work’
Some doctors are chatting at a conference, and the Israeli says: "In Israel, the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s testicles and transplanted them into another man, and it only took 6 weeks before he was looking for work!"
So the German one goes: "Sehr gut, but in Germany we are able to take part of the brain out of a person, we put it into another person’s head, and in just 4 weeks he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor retorts: "Big deal- in Russia, we take a heart from a person, we put it into another’s chest, and in a mere 2 weeks he is right back, seeking employment!"
The American doctor then says: "Ah, but that’s nothing my colleagues, you are way, way behind us. In the States a couple years back, we took a guy from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls … made him President – and now the whole country is looking for work!"
Thanks to Reaganite Republican: ‘Looking for Work’
My husband forwarded these in an email to me and I had to share. Maxine always hits it right on the head! Enjoy!